BRIGHTON 10 Questions: An Interview with Kevin Precious

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

It’s back to school with Kevin Precious as he explores his former life as a teacher using his much acquired pedagogical skills in “Not Appropriate“.   With two shows under his belt, you can see “Not Appropriate”  at The Laughing Horse @ The Temple on the 16th May at 3.00 pm and the 23rd May at 4.15 pm.  Nothing like going back to school to learn more as Kevin goes from pedagogy to…

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1.    What inspired your change in career direction?

An aversion to authority and a desire to avoid the frustration of a mundane existence.

2.    What’s your show about and where are you taking your show after the Brighton Fringe?

It’s called ‘Not Appropriate‘ and it’s about my time as a teacher although I believe it is accessible to non-teachers i.e. anybody who’s ever been to school.  It’s on at the Laughing Horse at the Temple Bar, Western Road, Hove.

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3.    What are your funniest and worst experiences performing in front of an audience?

Funniest – first professional gig as a Bass Player at a working man’s club in Goole.  Amp was cutting out and as I bent over to ascertain the reason, my tuning peg got caught in the curtain rail.  Trying to remove my swinging bass from the roof brought the house down… unable to restart the gig for 5 mins because of the laughter.

Worst – freebie Juice awards do at the Dome.  Place full of free entrants lashed on freeze booze… should have known, the whole thing screamed media-wank alert!

4.    If you had a chance to work with anyone of your choosing, who would it be?

Dunno… Keith Richards?

5.    What are you most proud of and what dreams or goals would you like to fulfill?

Barnstormers Comedy – we run a good gig!

At the moment, I’ll settle for becoming a recognised one-man show performer… beyond that, there’s plenty…

6.    Are you a gadget geek or a gadget freak?   How do you see technology progressing to assist production and marketing of your show in the future?

I’m a follower not a leader in this area…

7.    Which three famous people would you invite to dinner and why [dead celebrities included]?  And what tasty treat would you prepare?

John Lydon, Bill Hicks and William Blake.  I’d probably get a curry in.

8.    What is the best book or books you have read and why?

Recently, it was Gabriel Garcia Marquez – ‘100 Years of Solitude’.  Finally finished it, after losing various copies in taxis and hotel rooms.  It’s brilliantly written in a way that resembles oral culture, and has a fantastic circular ending.

KevinPreciousSideIn my youth, it would have been Milan Kundera – ‘The Book of Laughter and Forgetting’.  Apart from the brilliant stories/histories and philosophies contained therein, it was the idea of using the musical form of a suite i.e. several individual pieces based around the same themes.

9.    Tell us 5 interesting and unknown facts about yourself?

There really isn’t that much to know…

10.    What do you think we can do as an individual to save the planet, if anything?

Don’t print this off… that would be a start.

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10 Questions: An Interview with Alfie Moore

Monday, May 10th, 2010

“Bureau-sclerosis” comes to mind when we think of the British Police.  Trapped in a circuitous merry-go-round of paperwork, morality policing and political correctness, serving cop Alfie Moore aims to change all that with his show, The Laughter Police

Having clocked up 17 years on the beat but still with a lively sense of humour, Alfie Moore has produced a show that is worth seeing as it affects us in so many ways.  Sadly only on for two days now – the May 12th performance being cancelled – you can catch Alfie’s opening show at The Laughing Horse @ The Temple tonight at 8 pm and also tomorrow the 11th May, same time, same place.  So for an inside view of bureaucracy gone mad, let’s chit chat with a lovely policeman…

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1.    What inspired you to try your hand at the entertainment industry?

My wife and I went to a comedy club for the first time a few years ago.  There was a competition running for the best new act in the middle of the show.  I looked at my wife – she recognised that look!  She said “you’re not doing it!!”  ………..  But of course I did, and after a number of months was fortunate enough to be runner up in a national stand-up competition and was well and truly hooked.

2.    What’s your show about and where are you taking your show after the Brighton Fringe?

Alfie_MooreThe Laughter Police shares witty, and sometimes gritty, stories and anecdotes drawn from my 17 years on the beat.  It challenges thinking and behaviours in society and modern British policing.  It poses the question – do the British public want less time spent on Health & Safety, risk assessments and diversity policies and more time spent catching the bad guys?   You have the right to remain silent – but you won’t help but laugh.

Due to other commitments I won’t be going to Edinburgh this year but will be taking The Laughter Police to the Hull Comedy Festival in October.

3.    What are your funniest and worst experiences performing in front of an audience?

Funniest – I once performed at a wedding that was, how shall I say, slightly ‘low budget’.  A couple of women started to get a bit rowdy over by the bar.  At first I tried to make light of it and included comments about the escalating argument in my act.  Suddenly the older woman head butted the younger one causing her to fall to the floor.  I thought it wise to terminate the show there and as I left one of the guests apologised and said “isn’t it terrible when mother and daughter fall out?!”  Comedy gold!

Worst – Early on in my comedy career I used to have an elaborate story about a group of misfit super heroes which included No Sense of Direction Man, Hypochondriac Man, Unreliable Man etc.  One night on stage in Sheffield I was struggling to get the audience to ‘buy in’.  As I introduced one super hero too many it was received by complete silence.  Suddenly the tension was broken by a voice from the back shouting “Where’s Funny Man?”……………… It brought the house down and I slunk off the stage a broken man!

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Lee Mack and Harry Hill are my two favourite comedians at the moment.  They have the ability to be extremely funny, and spot on with stuff that makes people say “that’s so true”, without offending anybody.

5.    What are you most proud of and what dreams or goals would you like to fulfill?

I’m proud of being able to go on the bill with people that I look up to, some of them that I used to see on telly, and ‘hold my own’.  Recently Eddie Izzard came up to me and said “I like your stuff” which made my night.  I’d really like to perform at the Apollo – when you see the show on TV the atmosphere looks fantastic.  Hearing your name announced and doing that walk to the mike must be just the most exhilarating thing……..

6.    Are you a gadget geek or a gadget freak?   How do you see technology progressing to assist production and marketing of your show in the future?

Definitely not a geek.  I’m a simple soul who relies on old fashioned methods.  My wife handles all the production and marketing stuff – she’s the brains of the outfit and that’s the way I like it.  I do wish someone would invent a quick release microphone holder to stop the ‘handover fumble’ at the top of the show!

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7.    Which three famous people would you invite to dinner and why [dead celebrities included]?  And what tasty treat would you prepare?

George Forman – I think he could have been one of the best heavyweights of all time and I’d ask him why he chose to retire so young (wouldn’t use his grill though – too healthy!).

Jesus – I’d be curious to know if all the hype was justified (and it’d be handy not to run out of wine).

Ghandi – I’d quite like his take on what to do next in this world of increasing  violence.

I’d cook bangers, creamy mashed potatoes, garden peas, well done onions and gravy (Linda McCartney sausages for Ghandi of course).

8.    What is the best book or books you have read and why?

I don’t have a lot of time for reading so my book collection is quite boring and practical – DIY manuals, improving your golf swing etc.  My Haynes manual kept my Morris Marina on the road well past it’s sell by date!

9.    Tell us 5 interesting and unknown facts about yourself!

  • I come from a long line of Alfred Moore’s – I’m the 7th.
  • My entire family emigrated to Australia when I was four years old.
  • My last mid-life crisis was lead singer of a soul band (we sank without trace!)
  • I’m the current Police National Snooker Doubles Champion

10.    What do you think we can do as an individual to save the planet, if anything?

Another question I intended to ask Ghandi at the dinner party!  I would say, in a word, simplify.  We need to go back to basics.  A chicken is cheaper now than it was when I was a child – for all the wrong reasons………………..

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10 Questions: An Interview with Jonathan Brown

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Hitting the spotlight today is Jonathan Brown with his highly compelling one-man show.  Without doubt “Licence” is gripping theatre as Jonathan plays upwards of 15 characters, roller-coasting every emotion from his audience.  With three shows performed to-date why not go along and see Licence’s intoxicating tales from the 13th to the 15th May at 7.30 pm each evening at the Brighton Town Hall.  Clearly as an artist who understands “la condition humaine” Jonathan has a lot to tell us…

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1.    What inspired you to become a performer and writer?

Lots of “little” things. e.g. Reading Alan Bennett, Shakespeare, Dickens, Thornton Wilder, Manil Suri, Bernhard Schlink and Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, among others; devising scripts in a night school group and feeling surprised that I could create dialogue; a week in the Minnesota wilderness with Robert Bly and 140 men; Watching Jonathan Kay perform; watching The Festival of Fools perform; watching my daughter grow inside my wife’s belly; noticing how attentive people can become when a script and a character comes alive in front of them.

2.    What’s your show about and where are you taking your show after the Brighton Fringe?

Licence is funny and moving. It’s about how the most intimate feelings, memories and stories can emerge, like a tiny crocus shoot, even within the harshest environment and can, if ignored (ig-gnawed) gnaw away at our plans to deny them, sabotaging those plans.

The setting, The Toby pub, the man in denial is Bernie, the landlord. His son Teddy, wife Margaret, best friend Ronnie, children in Kiddies Corner, Brewery Rep Donna, son’s social worker Brenda, and several others all fall foul of his attempts to cover up anything painful, unconventional or unpleasant. After all… he wants to run a Nice Family Pub. Slowly his whole world begins to unravel, with both moving and hilarious consequences.  As the chaos increases, I play around 12-15 characters in quick succession, including a pub fight.  I describe it as “one man’s odyssey, to save his child and his own sanity from the sinister forces he’s exposed them both to.

I’m taking the play to Glastonbury (town) and to Bridgwater in June, and on to as many venues as I can thereafter.

3.    What are your funniest and worst experiences performing in front of an audience?

Funniest: In 2003 I was playing (with others) Friar Laurence in Romeo and Juliet at Winchester Hat Fair with Theatre of Now (a troupe directed by Jonathan Kay). We were improvising in the moment how we interpreted the playing of the words. In it a friend was shifting about, looking around him, not paying attention. Somehow I knew he was looking for his girlfriend, also called Juliet, with whom he’d been having a rough time. Suddenly I leapt off the stage, grabbing him by the collars, speaking the next lines into his surprised looking, suddenly very attentive face:

“What, rouse thee, man! Thy Juliet is alive,
For whose dear sake thou wast but lately dead.
There art thou happy. Tybalt would kill thee,
But thou slewest Tybalt. There art thou happy.
The law, that threat’ned death, becomes thy friend
And turns it to exile. There art thou happy.
A pack of blessings light upon thy back;
Happiness courts thee in her best array;
But, like a misbehaved and sullen wench,
Thou pout’st upon thy fortune and thy love.
Take heed, take heed, for such die miserable.”

His face was quite a picture and I surprised (to put it politely) my fellow players quite a bit. But he continues to be a friend and a “fan”.

Worst: The stage invasion by about 20 drunk teenagers, wearing only bowler hats, bow ties and pants, and the subsequent 25 long minutes of hard-core heckling (“Fuck off!”, “You’re shit mate!”) from them at a late night festival performance. By the end of the 2 hr show, the worst hecklers had either wandered off after a salute of respect, or sat down to listen. It was a steep learning curve moment, and I don’t think I’ll be afraid of any audience quite so much again!

4.    If you had a chance to work with anyone of your choosing, who would it be?

I would like to work again with Jonathan Kay. I think his way of working is remarkable.

5.    What are you most proud of and what dreams or goals would you like to fulfill?

Most Proud of: My discovery of my desire to create and to keep creating.

Dreams:

(i) More experience of working with groups of players with whom I really gel, perhaps in creating a production of my latest play, “The Well”.

(ii) Developing the confidence to perform more solo improvised theatre.

(iii) Seeing my daughter fly in all she wants to achieve for herself.

6.    Are you a gadget geek or a gadget freak?   How do you see technology progressing to assist production and marketing of your show in the future?

I like the computer, probably too much, as it helps me to write and keep in touch. Otherwise, I’m a Luddite, preferring to work with minimal technology in performance. Except well-placed simple lighting and acoustic music. And word of mouth for marketing. I like what lends itself to developing intimacy.

7.    Which three famous people would you invite to dinner and why [dead celebrities included]?  And what tasty treat would you prepare?

Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare, Meryl Streep.  I would just listen a lot, I suppose and make them something like a tofu-sausage hot pot, with plenty of raspberries in Booja  Booja (dairy & sugar-free) ice cream for later.

8.    What is the best book or books you have read and why?

(i)    “Romeo and Juliet.” The first Shakespeare I read for pleasure, it brought me back to Shakespeare after having that relationship completely wrecked by the school system.

(ii)    “Bridge of San Luis Ray.”  Thornton Wilder. The twins’ story makes me cry.

(iii)    “Death of Vishnu”. Brilliant dynamics between the families, wonderful dialogue and sense of place.

(iv)    “Songlines” Bruce Chatwin. Understanding something of my most primordial emotional roots.

(v)    “When She was Bad” Patricia Pearson. About how women are invariably cast as victims, even when they kill in cold blood. She argues that the two main culprits of the tendency to overlook extreme behaviour in women are feminists who have claimed victim-hood for women, and male society, which finds it impossible to see women as powerful.

(vi)    “The Manufacture of Madness” Thomas Szasz. Szasz dismantles the credibility of the mental health industry by exposing and deconstructing the mythology, history and language of both it, and of one of its “founders” Dr Benjamin Rush. He explores how the religious language and roles of the Inquisitions were slowly converted into the secular, scientific language and roles of the mental health industry, but that little else changed, resulting in a new scape-goating, witch-hunting establishment that survives to this day. My third play (“Billy”) is based on these ideas.

9.    Tell us 5 interesting and unknown facts about yourself?

(i)    I ate only raw food for 5 years. I’m one of those sad people who doesn’t do sugar, milk, meat, msg, coffee, tea, wheat, alcohol or ciggies.

(ii)    We home-educate our child.

(iii)    I once sat alone under a tornado and violent thunderstorm with immense lightning bolts bursting around me every few seconds in a  flimsy two-person tent for 4 hours on a sacred Pawnee site in central Kansas.

(iv)    I was born near to the site of the world’s deepest hand-dug well, (which is 1300 ft , deeper than the Empire State Building is high) in Woodingdean, Brighton and on which my next play (The Well) is based.

(v)    In May (ish) 1986 I had a “Readers Top Tip” published in Viz magazine.

10.    What do you think we can do as an individual to save the planet, if anything?

Create more!  Being creative is my deepest resource. It fulfills me, and when I’m writing or playing, all desire to consume, to cover up anxieties or to suppress pain with substances or comfort buying, is forgotten. I don’t need so much “stuff” to fill any empty holes in my identity. I do have some stuff, but it’s not central to my happiness. Creating is…

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10 Questions: An Interview with John Hinton

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

It’s back to the basics with writer and performer John Hinton whose show, The Origin of Species etc… is a musical comedy with a dash of erudite knowledge, roundly suited for Darwinian adaptation at the Brighton Fringe.  The Tangram Theatre Company’s show was a sell-out success at the Edinburgh Fringe last year.  So if you wish to learn more about “blasted boring barnacles” go and check out John in action at the Komedia Studio Bar from the 8th to 9th May at 1.00 pm and on the 10th, 11th and 12th May at 7.00 pm.   Take it away John…

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1.    What inspired you to become a performer?

I’ve been passionate about live performance since I was about twelve.  There’s something incredibly exciting about an event of high artistic quality happening right in front of you.  There’s an unwritten contract between performer and audience that says that anything can go wrong at any moment, and this makes each performance unique and fresh.  As a performer, I seek to explore that sense of unbalance, to tread that tightrope.

2.    What’s your show about and where are you taking your show after the Brighton Fringe?

My show is called ‘The Origin of Species by means of Natural Selection or the Survival of (R)Evolutionary Theories in the face of Scientific and Ecclesiastical Objections: Being a Musical Comedy about Charles Darwin (1809-1882)’. Unfortunately the Brighton Fringe programme only allows titles with six words, so we’ve had to abbreviate it to ‘The Origin of Species… etc.’  The title pretty much tells you what it’s about.

The show will be touring the UK and Europe from late September until early December – watch out for it in towns include Abergavenny, Norwich, Oxford, Fareham, Haywards Heath, Barnsley, Wolverhampton, Zagreb and many more.

3.    What are your funniest and worst experiences performing in front of an audience?

The worst experiences generally happen in dreams.  But sometimes, unfortunately, those dreams do come true.  It happens occasionally that you get a script on the day of a performance, and end up having to improvise your way out of some pretty dire holes.  That’s part of the excitement of live performance though.

My very worst job was probably a character walk-about work at Butlins, where the kids invariably shout abuse at you, spit at you, pull your wig off, kick you in the shins, follow you into the changing rooms, and worst of all, often with the full encouragement of their parents!

4.    If you had a chance to work with anyone of your choosing, who would it be?

I guess it’d be Simon McBurney and the Complicité team, since they’re the ones whose shows made me passionate about theatre in the first place.

5.    What are you most proud of and what dreams or goals would you like to fulfill?

This show, ‘The Origin of Species…’, is as it happens the thing I am most proud of in life so far.  I have at last succeeded in bringing a high-quality product to completion; I’ve written it for myself to perform, got an absolutely brilliant director on-board, performed it around the world (Australia and Sweden so far, more to be added), and educated people on a subject I care about while making them laugh.

My goal is to make an indent, however subtle, in the history of theatre.  I haven’t quite worked out how I’m going to accomplish that yet.

6.    Are you a gadget geek or a gadget freak?   How do you see technology progressing to assist production and marketing of your show in the future?

I think the internet is very useful for promotion.  I think there is, or has been, a fad for very technology-intensive theatre, which paradoxically will fade as it becomes more common (in the same way that there was a swathe of specifically electronic music as the technology became available, but now it’s become more incorporated into the mainstream, and electronic and non-electronic music borrow from each other without anyone batting an eyelid, creating a far more healthy mongrel).

There was an early idea of incorporating multimedia into ‘The Origin of Species…’, in the form of video projections and the like, but we decided it would be a gimmick and to the detriment of the immediacy of the piece.

7.    Which three famous people would you invite to dinner and why [dead celebrities included]?  And what tasty treat would you prepare?

They’re all dead, as it happens.  Charles Darwin, because I’m playing him at the moment and trying to emulate his beard.  Pythagoras, because I’m currently writing a play about him, which is tricky because no-one really knows anything about him.  And Jacques Lecoq, because I’ve studied at his school in Paris and use his work in everything I do, but I never got to meet him.

I’d probably end up making the dish I always make.  Chuck everything you can find into a frying pan, make a nice sauce usually involving tomato and something spicy, and plonk the lot on top of pasta, ideally the big fat tubey ones.  Serve with mountains of cheese and a healthy drinks cabinet.  Pythagoras was a vegetarian, so I’d probably do meat as a side dish.

8.    What is the best book or books you have read and why?

My favourite novelist is Iain (M.) Banks – such an incredible imaginative scope, and such clever storytelling.  Most of what I read is non-fiction.  You can’t go far wrong with a bit of Bill Bryson, for the way he distills often extremely convoluted subjects into the sharpest and concisest of quips.

9.    Tell us 5 interesting and unknown facts about yourself?

  • 5’11” tall.
  • Half Swedish.
  • Juggle 5.
  • Used to know all the flags off by heart, but tested myself recently and have obviously lost some brain cells.
  • Have never been in a helicopter.

10.    What do you think we can do as an individual to save the planet, if anything?

The planet will be fine.  It’s us we should worry about.  The planet will buckle slightly under the pressure we’re subjecting it to, and will then reject and exterminate us as the vermin that we are.  After returning very quickly to its former glory, it will then nurture forth another intelligent life form that hopefully won’t treat it so disastrously.  That’s evolution!

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10 Questions: An Interview with Amy Godfrey

Friday, May 7th, 2010

“Taking to the stage with her edible revolution” is  Amy Godfrey with her show,  The Biscuit Chronicles, which neatly unwraps the Food Industry.  With two edible shows already consumed, you can catch Amy’s show at  The Western Front in Cranbourne Street from Sunday 9th to Wednesday 12 May at 8.30 each evening.  So let’s learn more about Amy and The Biscuit Chronicles…

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1.   What inspired you to become a writer and performer?

I kept trying to be everything else except a writer/performer but I guess live performance just gets under your skin – the old nine to five just wasn’t for me. I wanted a job where you can have breakfast out and caper about in a wig and call it work. I love it!

2.   What’s your show about and what should the public expect from your show at the 2010 Brighton Fringe?

My show is called The Biscuit Chronicles which is about food and fat and body image and embracing your imperfections. It’s a personal take on a huge big subject (I punned!) that’s accessible to everyone who’s ever felt not quite perfect – it’s a little close to the bone on occasions but meant with love. Expect to be entertained, provoked and embraced with a biscuit to take home with your thoughts.

3.   What was the last fringe or festival you performed at and what was it like?

I’m a fringe virgin, performance-wise but I went to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe again last year and I laughed so much at one show that wine came out of my nose. I think it enhanced the experience for everyone.

4.   What are your funniest and worst experiences performing in front of an audience?

I had a bad experience at a National Trust house, pretending to be the Queen of Hearts for an interactive storytelling trail. It was the hottest Easter ever and I was wearing what was essentially a velvet sofa cover as hundreds upon hundreds of children teemed through the trail, jumping on me, threatening me with violence and generally being ‘adorably high-spirited‘. I got heatstroke and hallucinated and did a show with my pants round my ankles as I’d been trying to pee in a bush when the next group appeared.

Performing tends to be quite a funny experience. It makes me laugh that I’ve ever been paid to pretend to be someone else. Under different circumstances, that’s illegal, isn’t it? In one show I had to turn up, totally unprepared, having sent in a list of everything I’d eaten the week before. When I arrived I had to make my own costume out of the things I’d listed. Making a bra out of fruit and milkshake is hard so, come performance time, I’d only managed to hash together a skirt made from cabbage, Hobnobs and frozen pizza. We then had to try to physicalise, to opera, the internal conflict of dieting. Really what happened was that I writhed around topless, while a semi-naked opera singer rubbed houmous in my hair and balanced some Kettle Chips on his knee. It was bizarre. Actually, maybe the first one was funnier.

5.   What’s the best and worst advice you’ve ever been given? And did you follow it?

The best advice I’ve ever been given was ‘Never marry a man you can’t fart in bed with‘ which my mum gave me. I’m not married, so it’s worked so far (although this could be down to my digestive system rather than any compatibility issues). She also told me ‘Only take LSD if you’re with someone who knows you can’t fly‘. I haven’t tried this one out yet but it seems sound to me.

The worst advice has most likely been ‘of course you can cycle across London with a folding table, you’ll be fine‘. I have a small scar on my knee from following that advice!

6.  What are you most proud of and what dreams or goals would you most like to fulfill?

I’m really proud of writing and performing The Biscuit Chronicles. This time last year I was working on a GP reception desk so it feels like I’ve made progress from taking little pots of wee over the counter. Actually, I’m really proud of myself for being brave enough to take the risk to try to do something I feel passionate about instead of earning sensible money in an office and chewing off my own fist in boredom in the name of having ‘a proper job‘. And an income!

Dreams I’d most like to fulfill! I’ve always wanted to have my own pigs and to learn to make tiramisu without looking in the recipe book. It would also be great to do the Biscuit Chronicles again, with knobs on.

7.   Which three famous people would you invite to dinner and why [dead celebrities included]?  And what culinary dish would you prepare?

Eddie Izzard, because he is hilarious and lovely (I’m quite sure), Hugh Fearnley-Wittingstall so he can explain to me what to do with scary wibbly bits inside pigs and Jimi Hendrix because, well, who wouldn’t have Jimi Hendrix at their party if they could? I would prepare Hugh Fearnley-Wittingstall any way he liked for he is, indeed, a culinary dish (arf).

8.   What is the best book or books you’ve read and why?

Oofk… That’s a hard one. The End of Food is truly great for being terrifying, inspiring and just mind-blowingly informative about the food industry. The Complete Book of Self-Sufficiency by John Seymour is my favourite book for drooling over my fantasy lifestyle and imagining what I could be if only I made my own cheese.

9.   Tell us 5 interesting and unknown facts about yourself?

1. I have a pair of glow in the dark pants.

2. I used to make 60 loaves of bread every Friday.

3. I used to compete at shot putt for my school. I was totally rubbish at it.

4. Once, I vomited onto a table because I thought there was a dead gerbil in my sandwich. It turned out to be a piece of cardboard, but that was only slightly preferable.

5.  I wish that I had grasping feet, like a monkey.

10.   If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?

What? Hell, did I enter myself for Miss World by accident? World peace? Mutual respect for all and sundry? Um..  I’d scrap Gross Domestic Product and have everyone aim to increase their Gross Domestic Happiness instead, a la Bhutan style. MORE STUFF probably isn’t the answer.

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