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Burns Blagging the Fest – Loss

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Follow the mindset of Burns this Fringe as he experiences the Edinburgh Festival and offers up some colloquial musings…Loss

Eddie Morgan died yesterday. Scotland’s makar we salute you. You were the people’s poet too, and a man of learning lightly worn.

Burns Video Diary_Red PosterSmallIn your inner self you lived free, beyond the rules of carping wee Scotland. Your heart was your own to give, and you gave freely on stage and page.

Of course I was never crowned as Bard, not by governments in Edinburgh or London. A poet’s a poet for aa that, as you kenned weill. But I stand behind you today, Eddie, and I’m rooting for you, because you’re the real stuff.

I’m here too with Carol Ann Duffy at the Storytelling Centre. She’s another in the great line of true poets. Today we’re both raising a glass to your great yet puckish spirit, here in this city of makars you did so much to celebrate.

You’re a magician, a virtuosos, a real bobby dazzler, Eddie. Your rhythms sing on tongue and ear. The Gospel choirs are stepping up a beat. There’s a whirr of wings and the spotlights are going on full beam.You’re a one man festival.

And you’re leavin’ Scotland less feartie than you found her.

ROBERT BURNS

Burns: The Video Diary is on at the Scottish Storytelling Centre
(Venue 30)
Fri 13 – Mon 30 August,
7pm (60mins) £9/£7, Age 14+

The Princess’ Blankets is on at the Scottish Storytelling Centre

(Venue 30)
Mon 9 – Mon 23 Aug, 3pm (80mins), £8/ £5, Age 7+

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Burns Blagging the Fest – Blag 6

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Follow the mindset of Burns this Fringe as he experiences the Edinburgh Festival and offers up some colloquial musings…in another of his blags…

Got the first shows done. There was a small but perfectly formed audience. They clearly love it. Wish I could say the same about the fringe.

I found myself on video quite compulsive, but then of course I broke into give them the live experience. Don’t want to short change the punters.  Its a bit spooky acting yourself, but it does make ad-libbing much easier. Which is important as I’ve only read the script a couple of times. That rehearsal thing is just a farce since there’s no-one there.

Burns Video Diary_Red PosterSmallSo far everyone I’ve met here is a stand-up or Oxbridge undergraduate.  Someone told me there was an International Festival of Music and Drama going on but I can’t find any trace of it. Not in the Old Town anyway.

Mind you my own dramatic work was all banned. I’d like to write a few epics now about Scottish heroes- Jimmy Reid, William Wallace, Desperate Dan and so forth.  Apparently they’re doing the Darien Disaster instead. It’s a kind of confidence-builder.

When I was here before the place was crawling with critics. Every pub had at least two to prop up the bar. Now they can’t be found for love and money. Does no-one want to review my Diaries – am I Bard again? Does nonsense mend like brandy when imported?

Well, stuff youn too. From now on I’m blaggin the fringe. Watch out- 7.00pm nightly at the Scottish Storytelling Centre – or in a bar close to YOU.

ROBERT BURNS

Burns: The Video Diary is on at the Scottish Storytelling Centre
(Venue 30)
Fri 13 – Mon 30 August,
7pm (60mins) £9/£7, Age 14+

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Burns Blagging the Fest – Blag 5

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Follow the mindset of Burns this Fringe as he experiences the Edinburgh Festival and offers up some colloquial musings…in another of his blags…

First rehearsal at my venue – it might be the last.  Scottish Short Story Centre.

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I get on the stage and barely open the script, admittedly for the first time.
CUT PAGE SIXTEEN PLEASE
That’s the last line.
TOO FUCKIN RIGHT MATE, WE’RE TOPPIN AND TAILIN IT
Have you tried castrating?

Who are these techie martians anyway? Earpiece geeks.
Are actors mere puppets to be jiggled at will-
Stop, start, cut, AGAIN. What of the actor’s art? Are we just poor players-
toasted in the pit and tainted in the town? The drawing rooms of Edinburgh.

Why did I get mixed up in this thespian racket anyway.
Let the Andy Canon guy do me if he’s so keen. I’ll away back
To Ayrshire and do performing mice.

ROBERT BURNS

Burns: The Video Diary is on at the Scottish Storytelling Centre
(Venue 30)
Fri 13 – Mon 30 August,
7pm (60mins) £9/£7, Age 14+


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10 Questions: An Interview with Tom Allen

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

The dapper dude, Tom Allen is back with his show Tom Allen Toughens Up! Star of Channel 4’s TNT show, Tom ruminates on those vacillating feelings of being scared, being strong and trying really hard not to get beaten up.  As Three Weeks quote “I urge – nay demand – that you see him!” at the Gilded Balloon from the 4th to the 29th of August at 7.30 pm each evening.

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1.      What inspired you to become a writer, comedian, actor and performer?

I think it was the fact that I love talking – like I could do it all the time – sometimes, on dates and things, when the conversation dries up, I’ll just start humming or saying ’so….’. I really like talking to people. Stand-up seems to be perfect for that.

2.    What’s your show about and where are you taking your show after the Edinburgh Fringe?

My show is for people who don’t have shoulders big enough for fighting. It’s about making yourself emotionally tough, as much as physically tough – and being proud of yourself. Even if people think you talk too much.

3.     What are you most proud of?

Shaving my head – it meant I didn’t care about losing my hair any more. I’m also proud of winning the BBC New Comedy Awards; So You Think You’re Funny; being the youngest person to perform at Montreal’s Just for Laugh in 2006; being part of the Sony Award winning Bleak Expectations for Radio 4. Oh and once, I met Ronnie Corbett. I was only about 5 though.

4.    If you had a chance to work with anyone of your choosing, who would it be?

I have a fantasy that Barrack Obama and I could be best friends.

Tom Allen-dogSmall 5.     What kind of questions do you most like to be asked about your work and why?

I like it when interviewers want to talk about the detail involved in writing comedy – it’s a pretty in-depth task so it’s good to not skim the surface.

6.     Do the reviewers of Fringe shows do a good job?

I never read them.

7.       What do you feel about the current state of Arts funding available?

I have many thoughts.

8.   Which three famous people would you invite to dinner and why [dead celebrities included]?  And what tasty treat would you prepare?

Moira Stewart

Elton John

Noël Coward

We’d have meatballs.

9.     What do you do to relax?

I go swimming and I play the piano.

10.     What would be your dream come true?

To be better at playing the piano. To be confident enough to do anything.

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10 Questions: An Interview with James Sherwood

Monday, August 16th, 2010

Today we chat with James Sherwood, the award-winning musical comedian who adeptly uses songs to address those hot topical issues of the day.  For an evening of sharp, analytical and musical comedy go see James Sherwoood in One Man and his Piano which is on at The GRV in Guthrie Street as part of The Five Pound Fringe from the 17th to the 29th of August at 7.00 pm each evening.

You can also see James Sherwood’s Topical Podcast from Belushi’s starting from the 24th to the 28th of August at 12 noon.

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1.    What inspired you to become a writer, comedian, musician and performer?

I’ve always written comedy and music, though not always well. Eventually I realised that I wouldn’t find out if I was good enough to do it for a living until I tried.

2.    What’s your show about and where are you taking your show after the Edinburgh Fringe?

My show features me and my piano. We will be in the early stages of our relationship, because I’m only buying the thing the day before the festival starts. And then I’m selling it the day after the festival ends. So the show is basically a sales pitch, with me begging the audience to buy my piano, by showing them how entertaining a thing it is.

3.    What are you most proud of?

Last time a journalist asked me that question, I said, ‘The abolition of slavery’. But, thinking about it, she probably meant something that I’d done. But I still think it was quite a good answer. So my answer to your question would have to be, ‘The answer I gave to that question the last time I was asked it.

4.    If you had a chance to work with anyone of your choosing, who would it be?

Possibly Peter Mandelson.

5.    What kind of questions do you most like to be asked about your work and why?

Tell us a joke” – always a classic. “What’s it like working with Clare Balding?” (from people who are thinking of a different James Sherwood). “What’s it like acting straight into the camera?” (from people who think I’m David Mitchell). “We loved you on Nationwide” (from people who think I’m Richard Stilgoe).

Also: ‘Why Peter Mandelson?”

JamesSherwood-1Small6.    Do the reviewers of Fringe shows do a good job?

Some, yes. Others, no. The worst read like ‘What I did on my holidays’ composition assignments: “And then a man come on and told some jokes and I liked that because I like jokes. And then a man came on and shouted and I did not like that because I don’t like shouting. My favourite colour is blue. My Daddy is a journalist.”

7.    What do you feel about the current state of Arts funding available?

You only feel second-hand the effects of Arts funding as a jobbing comedian. Some gigs wouldn’t exist without it, but most others would. Comedy is a populist medium, so lots of it can function on a purely economic basis, without funding.

The main benefit that I notice is when I go to a regional Arts Centre, they are often excellent. But I have minimal technical requirements, so I can perform just as well in a ramshackle village hall as in a state-of-the-art complex with an Arts Council plaque on the outside. Arts funding should be generous, and comedy should not be exempt; but it’s not something that affects my day-to-day work.

8.    Which three famous people would you invite to dinner and why [dead celebrities included]?  And what tasty treat would you prepare?

Dick Crossman, 1960s Labour cabinet minister, whose diaries I’ve just finished reading. Dudley Moore. And maybe Margaret Rutherford. And if any of those were busy, possibly Oliver Postgate.

I’d cook something hearty and traditional – not exactly a Sunday roast, but something similar.

9.    What do you do to relax?

Lie down.

10.    What would be your dream come true?

Selling all my Edinburgh tickets the day before the print run of my flyers. Then I can save some money, have a flyering-free month, and slightly save the planet. It won’t happen, though.

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