Follow the mindset of Burns this Fringe as he experiences the Edinburgh Festival and offers up some colloquial musings…

Found the venue today. Right enough, Scottish Storytelling Centre on the High Street. And they’ve got a poster up for my show. Very red with me in black like Mephistopheles. What kind of gig is this? Really must read the script…
I’m on display too at the National Archives. My boss saying how wrecked I looked – due to die in a week. And my show opens on Friday 13th. That’s alright then.
The big billing here’s all for John Knox. He’s appearing at the Storytelling Centre, but they’ve even rebuilt his house for a photocall. I mean I quite like the old sod but that’s a mite OTT. I can’t even find a bed.
I’m playing myself but who’s doing Knox? Could be a bit tricky in the green room.
Need to get in and get sussed. Not today though. Found a handy hostelry, The Tass. Named after one of my songs, so there should be free beers for the bard.
Aye right. Welcome to Edinburgh!
Burns: The Video Diary is on at the Scottish Storytelling Centre
(Venue 30)
Fri 13 – Mon 30 August, 7pm (60mins) £9/£7, Age 14+offers up




















